It’s a little pencil. It costs one pound.
It says ‘The Little Review’ on the side, in neat white letters.
What more do you want? Gosh, writing this stuff is so tedious.
It is a good pencil.
Small, like the magazine.
Sharp, like our critics.
Oh, hang on – that probably counts as a selling-point. This pencil arrives pre-sharpened (!) saving the busy user up to three minutes of strenuous manual labour.
You could use it for solving The Little Review’s crossword, or writing angry letters to the magazine, or drawing little moustaches on portraits of famous poets. The choice is yours!
Comes in any colour you like, so long as it’s black.
It’s a little pencil. It costs one pound.
It says ‘The Little Review’ on the side, in neat white letters.
What more do you want? Gosh, writing this stuff is so tedious.
It is a good pencil.
Small, like the magazine.
Sharp, like our critics.
Oh, hang on – that probably counts as a selling-point. This pencil arrives pre-sharpened (!) saving the busy user up to three minutes of strenuous manual labour.
You could use it for solving The Little Review’s crossword, or writing angry letters to the magazine, or drawing little moustaches on portraits of famous poets. The choice is yours!
Comes in any colour you like, so long as it’s black.